I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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