this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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