my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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