hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You can't motorboat a personality
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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