Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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