Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Semen is not good for contacts.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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