we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My bed smells like the plague
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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