Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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