So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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