so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This is my gift to your gina
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
please don't ironically join a cult
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