please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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