birth control should be required to get into college
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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