i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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