i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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