Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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