you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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