My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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