did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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