"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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