there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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