I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
we should paint friendship bongs
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