I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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