She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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