i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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