gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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