He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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