I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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