Already got asked if we're dating
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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