There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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