You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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