TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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