Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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