You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
