She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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