I seem to have left my pride at pride
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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