I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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