So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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