Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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