I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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