I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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