sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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