you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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