The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize