We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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