Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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