No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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