You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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