Whod you bang
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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