Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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