dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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