Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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