just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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