he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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