Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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