You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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