your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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