is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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